tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19337956.post114358005238124172..comments2023-11-02T03:05:51.769-07:00Comments on Chock Late: Reality? Bites!Mayahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06951245243340114887noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19337956.post-77339095484536870952006-10-03T03:54:00.000-07:002006-10-03T03:54:00.000-07:00Clearly you don't look like the mother of ANY brid...Clearly you don't look like the mother of ANY bride. If it makes you feel better, last year at the age of 38, I was buying a Halloween costume for my not-yet-two-year-old, and the sales attendant said, "aww, that's cute. Is it for your baby, or grandbaby?"<br /><br />It is a testament to my upbringing that I didn't haul off and slug her.<br /><br />People can be very stupid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19337956.post-1143736400775768722006-03-30T08:33:00.000-08:002006-03-30T08:33:00.000-08:00"Start saving your money for a face lift, 'cuz you..."Start saving your money for a face lift, 'cuz you're gonna need one if you want to look good by the time I get married!"<BR/><BR/>So I once said so naively about 7 years ago.<BR/><BR/>:D<BR/><BR/>"Ever since then, she's been obsessed with face lifts and eye tucks," thought Ciarra.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17797689664319916869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19337956.post-1143677465925506782006-03-29T16:11:00.000-08:002006-03-29T16:11:00.000-08:00They've got this new facelift now - kind of like t...They've got this new facelift now - kind of like the mini-lift - where they somehow take parts of your facial structure, attach little strings to them INSIDE, and pull your face up through your skin via tiny insicisons in your hairline. I am ALL OVER that when I get some seriously expendable $$. Sad but true.Mayahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06951245243340114887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19337956.post-1143670117990917052006-03-29T14:08:00.000-08:002006-03-29T14:08:00.000-08:00Botox is for whimps. tighten the neck or get a bo...Botox is for whimps. tighten the neck or get a boob lift if you have to, but paralyzing the face - not human.Peterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12594404128376980737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19337956.post-1143657621042073502006-03-29T10:40:00.000-08:002006-03-29T10:40:00.000-08:00Thanks, guys- that whole fiasco was directly respo...Thanks, guys- that whole fiasco was directly responsible for the fact that I put on full makeup, earrings, etc just to go pick up take-out food. <BR/><BR/>Lynn - the reason you don't have this job: You have a life, and are likely not so enthused as to foam at the mouth by the phrases "letterpress" or "200 pound ragged-edge paper" or "not roses, but...something ORIGINAL". <BR/><BR/>Nor do you likely relish haggling with banquet captains over the price of the seafood entree, or assisting drunken elderly people off the bathroom floor without breaking their tiny frail bones. <BR/><BR/>Shoving your hands up the back of someone's dress and tying numerous strings and hooks together to form a large, but symetrical lump of fabric on someone's arse is likely NOT a normal part of your life.<BR/><BR/>But if so - its the PERFECT job, and you wouldn't trade it for any other. Heee!Mayahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06951245243340114887noreply@blogger.com