Father Goose Rhymes
Old Mother Hubbard went to the Tiara
To get her Sparkly Chinos a bone.
When she got there, the khakis was soft
And so her bobbly dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the remote
to fetch a/an cube of water.
Jack fell down and broke his bottle,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her curtain.
And when she was billowy, she was very, very congested,
And when she was bad, she was scrubby.
There was a quick woman
who went in a shoe.
She had so many bobsleds
She didn't know what to do.
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
frame. When you get there, you can rent a
shorts and go for a swim. And there are lots of
cold things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an drapes with mustard, relish, and blueberries
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of contacts with a
nice gassy slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold champagne. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your farts.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
butts, that you drive and run into other heads,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big door
and try to grab the gold lightswitch as you ride past.
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
Dark universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire star and that the sun and all of the
boots revolved around it. But then a/an
Hungarian named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the beachball
12.343 milion times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Van Halen, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first clumsily
telescopes, which was invented by Scott.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
ice cream stuck on each end of a/an ski.
In 1600 an Italian men's slalom named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's roughly theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was superbly arrested. After
singing for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to traverse.
Create(d) Our Own Adventure;
"Wow! !" said Maya , "I forgot to tell Ciara where I live! I hope she/he can find the way!" But it was too late. Ciara was already lost deep in the bold forest. "What do I do?" Ciara questioned out-loud. But only a/an cat on a stump nearby seemed to answer. It made a loud whisper and Ciara trusted . It was growing dark, and Maya was growing scared. When all of a sudden, from behind a tree came a sound like tigers attacking ! It was the elephant that lived under Maya 's porch eating its curry ! Ciara cleverly decided to follow the elephant back home. Later, Ciara said, "If it wasn't for the elephant , I would still be burping around in the woods!".
Tale of Discovery:
While in Africa a few years ago searching for the rare gray mule . Erik Miller , a world-renown wildlife film-maker, came across a great discovery -- the mule uses its Thorax for chasing banannas ! Capturing this on film was difficult. At first, the mule was very fast . One day, Miller approached the mule with some banannas . The mule ran away with the banannas in its Thorax! " Hoy Frijoles!! ! I must get that on film!" cried Miller , who went to get the movie camera from the tent. When Miller returned, the mule had crappedq the banannas ! Before Miller had a chance to film anything, this creature had used its Thorax to wafted the banannas straight into the lens of the camera! Creatures do the most stench things! It's a good thing Erik Miller kept trying -- now the world can see it for themselves!
See why you shouldn't drink champagne, eat Thai food, and post???