Rainbows = Rain Somewhere

You guys? That title was just to get you to look down here. You see, I've started a whole bunch of different entries here and deleted them all for their incredible lack of interest. Some failed topics/titles include:

• Things We've Laughed at Recently that Were in No Way Amusing
  
• That's it, We're Moving!....Someday
• How Many g.d. Precious Kids Can There Be? Or: Why Aren't Our Friends' Children Ugly? (A Case Study Proving Conclusively that there is a Breeder Conspiracy trying to Force us to Join Them Now!)
  
• Resisting the Breeder Conspiracy .... Without Losing Your Temper, Or Your Drink. (Five easy steps; advanced courses available)
• My Cat is Still Horny...What to Do?
  
• Other People's Dirty Hands: Why and How Gardeners Rock!
  
• Tulips are Better than Four (hours of cooking)
  
• They Call Me Mrs. Fields!
  
• In Case You Needed to Throw Up a Little, in Your Mouth...
• Other (___________________) Readers' Choice
  

See what I mean? I'm going to need a topic of the day here pretty soon... help... please pick one of the above or give me a suggestion. I'm fresh out of ideas, covered in cats and in need of my facial peel, stat! Also today I realized I'd best get some serious eye cream and a new hair color that causes my roots (dark brown) to go with my ends (funny red with blonde bits). Which reminds, me, please vote (comment) for my new hair color:

1. Dark Red - again! (Even though we Know it Won't Last, despite your use of pricey tinted shampoo and conditioner)
2. Black/Deep Walnut - Cause everyone likes a little Goth
3. Lots of chunky highlights
4. Lots of chunky lowlights
5. Who cares what color it is? Grow up!!
6. Dark Blonde (Jessica Alba-ish color)
7. ???? (your suggestion here)